Stay Sharp, Drink Wise.

At Wise Ass Coffee, we roast bold flavors for the thinkers, the jokers, and the ones who don’t take life too seriously; but their coffee? Dead serious.

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Our Dedication to Quality and Cleverness

At Wise Ass Coffee, we’re unyielding in our commitment to delivering superior coffee, sometimes with a side of clever banter. You may get a sprinkle of wit and sarcasm alongside your brew, perhaps even a corny knock-knock joke to brighten your day or you can throw something clever our way. We all have some Wise Ass in us! Each bean boasts a Wise Ass kick, ensuring every cup is perfection personified. We employ top-of-the-line coffee machinery from ITALY, guaranteeing an unparalleled espresso experience. Our mascot and logo encapsulate the essence of cleverness, wit, and fun traits synonymous with donkeys. These intelligent, playful creatures embody loyalty, fostering feelings of acceptance and kindness. Interacting with them brings a sense of well-being, a profound truth I’ve come to appreciate. AND, they are just some Tough Ass Donkeys!

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Matcha

Matcha

$22.99

Matcha

$22.99
Matcha

Matcha

$22.00

Matcha

$22.00
Earl Grey

Earl Grey

$17.99

Earl Grey

$17.99
Hibiscus Berry Tea

Hibiscus Berry Tea

$17.99

Hibiscus Berry Tea

$17.99
Apple Cider Rooibos

Apple Cider Rooibos

$17.99

Apple Cider Rooibos

$17.99
Mango Treat

Mango Treat

$17.99

Mango Treat

$17.99
Peach Paradise

Peach Paradise

$17.99

Peach Paradise

$17.99
English Breakfast

English Breakfast

$17.99

English Breakfast

$17.99

Start Your Day the Wise Ass Coffee Way

Bright, playful, and caffeinated enough to make Mondays optional.

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Fuel your mornings with attitude. Wise Ass Coffee mugs are made for thinkers, hustlers, and caffeine-fueled wisecracks.

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Coffee. Donkeys. The Wise Ass Journey.

Our coffee enterprise centers around donkeys, because they are just cool, clever, and super charismatic. They have always been one of my favorite animals and truly fascinate me. With over twenty years of experience as an Army Officer, marked by witnessing intense human conflict, I longed for a serene ranch filled with animals. A simpler life to slow it down and enjoy the rest of the ride, and of course watching them as I savor a cup of Wise Ass Coffee every morning. I also wanted to start my own coffee business, because who doesn’t love coffee? So donkeys, with their charm and simplicity, inspired the creation of a coffee business that reflects these values.

FAQs

How fresh is the coffee when it arrives?

Every order is roasted only after it’s placed. This ensures your coffee is delivered at peak freshness, never sitting on a shelf.

Where is your coffee sourced from?

We partner with farmers and cooperatives in renowned coffee-growing regions like Peru, Mexico, and Bali. Each origin is carefully selected for its quality and unique flavor profile.

Do you offer ground or whole bean options?

Yes! You can choose between freshly ground coffee for convenience or whole beans if you prefer to grind at home for maximum flavor.